Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Yuna Park

Humanitarian priority

Hyesan, North Korea

Wants Western liberty

Yuna Park

Textile worker · Age 28

“I have never chosen a meal, a book, or a quiet hour. I would like to try all three.”

Yuna has clapped on cue since she could stand. She has never seen a supermarket or a ballot that offered a second name. She wants a room with a door that closes, a job that pays in something other than fear, and the ordinary American right to be unimpressive in public. She does not need a speech. She needs a seat on the swap.

Stated wants

  • A full plate
  • A private thought
  • A church or a library
  • A map without a fence

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving Democratic People's Republic of Korea. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer North Korea.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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