Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Tom Bradley

Anglosphere priority

Birmingham, United Kingdom

Wants Western liberty

Tom Bradley

Electrician · Age 52

“I can rewire a house. I cannot rewire a country that fines you for noticing.”

Tom has kept the lights on in houses that no longer keep the peace. He has watched a joke become a visit, a van become a target, and a council become a sermon. He wants a country where a tradesman can finish a sentence and a shift. He will take a call-out in Tennessee if the invoice is his and the law is not a mood.

Stated wants

  • A job that pays in cash not lectures
  • Speech that stays a conversation
  • Streets that work after dark
  • A vote that changes something

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving United Kingdom. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer the rules they are fleeing.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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