Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Samira Bennett

Recommended: Cuba

Chicago, Illinois

Wants the planned life

Samira Bennett

Labor researcher · Age 28

“Work is theft unless a committee assigns it. I am ready to be assigned.”

Samira writes papers on the dignity of labor and has never been told which factory is hers. She wants the shop floor owned by the plan, the newsroom owned by the party, and the landlord erased. She is prepared to trade a byline for a work unit. The Program has both.

Stated wants

  • State jobs for everyone
  • No small business
  • A quieter press
  • Rent as a ministry

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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