Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Madison Cole

Recommended: North Korea

Berkeley, California

Wants the planned life

Madison Cole

Undergraduate activist · Age 22

“Borders are violence. America was never great. I want a country that admits it.”

Madison can name every American sin and none of the alternatives that followed. She wants the police gone, the borders gone, and the founding documents treated as contraband. She is less clear on who guards the new paradise. The Program is prepared to show her a country that already settled that question.

Stated wants

  • Open borders — for us
  • Climate rations
  • Abolished police
  • A curriculum without the West

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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