Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Jordan Hayes

Recommended: China

Seattle, Washington

Wants the planned life

Jordan Hayes

Product manager · Age 29

“Fully automated luxury communism is not a joke. The state just needs better software.”

Jordan ships features for a company he describes as evil and would like the government to run instead. He believes speech should pass a review board and wealth should pass a committee. He has never been assigned a job by a ministry. He is about to find out how the ticket system works when there is only one vendor.

Stated wants

  • Central planning with an app
  • Misinformation courts
  • Equity of outcome
  • No more garage founders

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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