Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Devon Walsh

Recommended: China

Madison, Wisconsin

Wants the planned life

Devon Walsh

Graduate instructor · Age 23

“If speech can wound, the state should have a sharper knife than the First Amendment.”

Devon teaches a section on liberation and has never been graded by a ministry. He wants the wrong sentences removed, the landlord retired, and the Constitution treated as a first draft. He is ready to live where those preferences are not a seminar. The Bureau has a seat with his name and a handbook.

Stated wants

  • Hate-speech tribunals
  • Free housing near campus
  • Abolished grading
  • A smaller, quieter America

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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