Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Blake Morrison

Recommended: Cuba

Denver, Colorado

Wants the planned life

Blake Morrison

Mutual-aid coordinator · Age 24

“If people still own things, the revolution is just a potluck.”

Blake runs a pantry with food that someone else grew and a theory that no one should own a pantry. He wants the deed retired, the badge retired, and the grocery planned. He has never been told which block is his. He is about to be.

Stated wants

  • No private cars
  • Guaranteed housing
  • Abolished police
  • A state that assigns the leftovers

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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