Bureau of Reciprocal Liberty · Est. MDCCLXXVI

Portrait of Ana Vargas

Priority medical swap

Havana, Cuba

Wants Western liberty

Ana Vargas

Physician · Age 36

“They tell the world I am free. They pay me as if my work were a rumor.”

Ana trained to heal and was assigned to wait. She has diagnosed illnesses she cannot treat and praised a system that cannot stock antibiotics. She wants a hospital that restocks, a paycheck that is not a costume, and a daughter who can become a doctor without becoming a prop. She will take the night rotation in Texas.

Stated wants

  • Medicine that exists
  • A wage that buys food
  • A clinic she can improve
  • Sunday without informants

Seeking a seat in

the United States

Leaving Republic of Cuba. The Program is looking for an American who would prefer Cuba.

Freedom Exchange Program

They want your Constitution. You want their committee. We arrange the swap.

Registry

Notice

This is satire. No passports are processed, no ministries are on the phone, and no one is being sent anywhere. The joke is the idea. The values are not.

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